Hell of a Tester

After being a software tester for seven years, I've developed a condition I call the Tester's syndrome. I'm not sure what leads to this, and how specific it is to testers, but I am sure I didn't have it before I became one.

My company has a monthly news letter, each month having a different theme. The theme of the news letter is "Service promises" where we discuss and think what is and what should be the service promise we give to our customers. This got me thinking, what is my service promise as a tester, and then spent an hour creating them. Here's the list